Midnight snack in Alberta

The following is a picture of a typical snack in Alberta. When we are not packing away pound upon pound of Alberta beef, we rednecks like to take a brief respite in order to slam back the rib structures of the porcine species. Pork is actually a vegetable in Alberta. The following picture depicts the typical blog-fuel for Western Canadians: the rib-flesh of a pig. A cute one. Like the piglet in Babe. And the only reason I’m drinkin’ Labatt is because the liquor store was completely sold out of Big Rock, the most superior beer in Canada. Oh yeah, and I just pounded like three jugs of Coors in 2 hours, that festered grain-swill Americans call beer, and pissed it all out upon a Toronto Maple Leafs urinal puck at my neighbourhood pub. And yes. It is true. All the toilet paper in Alberta has pictures of the Liberal caucus on it. Wipe to develop.