http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/ Media, Politics & Economics. From Alberta. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:08:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-235307 Vash Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:59:01 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-235307 chuck norris shaves with a spoon. chuck norris shaves with a spoon.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-225992 Brian Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:51:17 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-225992 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King -- and got one. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King — and got one.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-177089 Sun Ce Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:05:03 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-177089 Chuck Norris can beat you in a game of connect four only using three moves. Chuck Norris can beat you in a game of connect four only using three moves.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-163733 Justen Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:53 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-163733 Chuck Norris once kicked a boy so hard he flew all the way to China... This traumatized youth became violent later in life, and after taking out a retraining order on Chuck, Mao Tze Tung conquered a whole country our of anger at Chuck for "child abuse." Its a pity Chuck didn't kick him harder. Chuck Norris once kicked a boy so hard he flew all the way to China… This traumatized youth became violent later in life, and after taking out a retraining order on Chuck, Mao Tze Tung conquered a whole country our of anger at Chuck for “child abuse.” Its a pity Chuck didn’t kick him harder.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-77552 Jay Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:42:04 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-77552 Chuck Norris was haveing sex in a fire truck & his semen some how made it to the engine.... We now know this truck is Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris was haveing sex in a fire truck & his semen some how made it to the engine…. We now know this truck is Optimus Prime.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-34664 Rhys Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:28:55 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-34664 Dear G•d, that is not funny that it came out the other side and is now funny again. The entire process is mind-boggling. Dear G•d, that is not funny that it came out the other side and is now funny again. The entire process is mind-boggling.

]]> http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7679 IPTXX Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:40:32 +0000 http://www.grandinite.com/2005/11/27/31-chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7679 I have NEVER laughed so hard over something so LAME! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ´:D:D:D I have NEVER laughed so hard over something so LAME! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ´:D:D:D

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