Beer in an Iron

I was just wondering - what would happen if you ironed a t-shirt with an iron full of beer?

The results wouldn’t be nearly as interesting as putting a warm can of beer in a paint shaker.

The beer would probably have to be suds-free in order for you to iron a t-shirt with it.

And I’ll bet the shirt would stink.

Man, you could throw the Five-O for a spin by acting all out of control in your beer-ironed shirt and then having them waste their time giving you breathalyzers and making you walk the line.

Yes, that is pretty much my idea of funny.

Finally, I wonder which type of beer smells best when ironed into a t-shirt.

Again, yes, I have an afternoon off and I’m taking full advantage of it by letting my mind take me where it wants to.