Funniest Paragraph I’ve Read In A While

by Aaron on February 21, 2006 · 0 comments

Via Bourque comes this interesting article from all-natural.com

Women evolved under conditions where there was BREAST MOVEMENT with every step that they took when they walked or ran. My reading of the scientific literature about lymphatic flow shows me that this may be as important as the constriction factor. Every subtle bounce of the breast while moving, walking, running, etc. gently massages the breast and increases lymphatic flow and thus cleans the breast of toxins and wastes that arise from cellular metabolism.

But seriously, the article is about the correlation between bra usage and breast cancer. I’ve always wondered why women would want to put some poly-styro-petro-foam right next to their skin for 12 hours a day. Hmmm. Sometimes the simplest explanation for a problem (in this case breast cancer) is often the correct one.

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