March 2006

Huh?

Don’t CLICK HERE if you don’t like the sight of blood or have serious issues with what other people, for their own reasons, choose to do to their fingertips.

It’s that simple. Nobody’s forcing you to.

I am now able to perceive magnetic fields in ways not naturally possible. The sensation is different than holding a magnet, as the neurons are stimulated with a higher resolution. With the implant I can detect subtle changes in polarity and strength that I cannot when equipped with a magnet in the conventional manner. Yet the most significant observations have come from another property of implants, their relative permanence to exogenous artifacts. Being able to perceive magnetic fields has expanded my conscious perception of magnetic fields ‘in the wild’.

Almost cried. WOW. The cost of drinking and driving can be so immense. Especially for the innocent.

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ROTFL . . .

Some people gotta chillax a bit.

In case you don’t know who MABUS is, he’s the 3rd Antichrist, as foretold by Nostradamus.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mabus

Why could Stephen Harper be Mabus?

He is one of the founding members of the Reform Party. He served as an MP from 1993 to 1997.

In 2002, Harper became leader of the Canadian Alliance. He successfully reached an agreement to merge the Canadian Alliance with the Progressive Conservatives in 2003

Harper was elected leader of the new Conservative Party in March 2004.

www.mabus.biz/who/harper/

Well, maybe there are some wild-eyed lefties who see being a founding member of the Reform Party as an indicator of an indwelling by Lucifer, but this is just freaking hilarious.

It’s about time someone stated the obvious.

I should make it my life’s goal to get an invitation to a Bilderberg meeting so I can blog it.

Not shocking at all.

You are a Social Liberal (73% permissive) and an… Economic Conservative (68% permissive) You are best described as a: Libertarian Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Pops was the first to tell me about this. Very interesting. I’ve always been a bit leery of Alex Jones, but wow does he ever tear up the collective NeoCon turdcutter near the end of his rant.

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UPDATE: SEE THE ORIGINAL JONES/SHEEN INTERVIEW HERE

My kind of Economics! The second paragraph is sooo true. Cigarette butts in Alberta are probably longer than in other areas of Canada.

dailyspeculations.com

First the difference between a hobo who hops freight to travel from job to job and a tramp who doesn’t work, is that the hobo reads the Wall Street Journal before using it as insulation and the tramp simply uses it for insulation. The hobo:tramp ratio is a good indicator of the employment situation because it rises directly with the number of available jobs. Hobos are inveterate readers because they have so much time to fill waiting for freight cars to arrive, so a good first indicator of the employment situation is the number of issues of the Wall Street Journal found underneath the bridges where hobos congregate.

The fundamental hobo indicator may now be revealed. The size of cigarette butts on the ground is directly proportional to the health of the economy. The hobo is always on the lookout for a discarded butt. And when he has to smoke one very short “snipe” after another, then hard times are here. The original smokers are so strapped they are smoking right to the ends as not to waste a penny. To be fair, Rose Wilder Lane, in the Discovery of Freedom, was the first to note international differences between the size of discarded butts. But I believe that Bo and I are the first to track changes systematically within a country over time.

h/t: Kottke

Via Gizmodo:

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Thanks, CK.