Grandinite

So I’m creepin’ out on my balcony this eve, sippin’ on a dirty Pabst when what do my eyes spot, but something reminiscent of a ‘Yota Jeep-style Land Cruiser or whatevs.

Only it wasn’t.

All I could hear were the echoes of a thousand resounding WTF’s reverberating throughout the ether as this creepy looking thing crept up 110 St.

I agree. Is it too gay . . . or is it just gay enough?

I know I’ll take heat from die-hards like DT for coveting a freakin’ yuppie-esque import-mobile, and I know full well that ballsy men such as myself ought to prefer something more sensible, such as an International CXT.

But it’s so damn cool.

I’m conflicted.