Buncha personality tests

Former TV magnate David Susskind in a quasi-interview with MAD Magazine.

“So you’ve figured out I’m an asshole.
How did you know?”

MAD: We saw the test.

(I’m taking liberties with MAD ’cause I can’t find the actual issue…Oh what the hell, we write back and forth.

Says MAD to Ivan: “You are now one of us…But then there’s something Groucho
Marx said, “I wouldn’t be part of any club that would have me as a member”