From the monthly archives:

December 2006

Bah Humbug

December 23, 2006

Keep it real, everyone. Merry Chrismas to Mom & Dad, Matt, Paul, Paul Jr., Lori, my family on the wet coast, Matt H, Ivan, Doubting Thomas and esteemed members of the Canadian Blogosphere. I will see you in the New Year, and hopefully we can get 2007 started right.

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I’m gonna have the Great Canadian Blog Survey all up and running, and I’ll be doin’ my part to stick it to The Man in ‘07.

Don’t forget to think of Baby Jesus.

“16″For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.[g]

19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.

20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.

21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God.

John Ch. 3.

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COOL: Messages from water

December 19, 2006

“Water is a very malleable substance. Its physical shape easily adapts to whatever environment is present. But its physical appearance is not the only thing that changes, the molecular shape also changes. The energy or vibrations of the environment will change the molecular shape of water. In this sense water not only has the ability to visually reflect the environment but it also molecularly reflects the environment.

Mr. Emoto has been visually documenting these molecular changes in water by means of his photographic techniques. He freezes droplets of water and then examines them under a dark field microscope that has photographic capabilities. His work clearly demonstrates the diversity of the molecular structure of water and the effect of the environment upon the structure of the water.”

http://www.life-enthusiast.com

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Jim Carrey & The 23 Conspiracy

December 17, 2006

I have a friend who is obsessed with the number 23. I like to call it the Viginti Tres enigma, mostly because it gets me more hits in google searches when people try to understand the lyrics to the song of the same name by Tool.

Turns out, Jim Carrey is also obsessed with the number, and even has a movie coming out - yup, you guessed it, February 23rd, 2007, or 23/2/07, which is a 322, one of my obsessions.

The psychological thriller “The Number 23″ stars Jim Carrey as a man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book titled The Number 23. As he reads the book, he becomes increasingly convinced that it is based on his own life. His obsession with the number 23 starts to consume him, and he begins to realize the book forecasts far graver consequences for his life than he could have ever imagined.

http://www.number23movie.com/

RELATED (Hilarious):

23 Conspiracy, Part 1

23 Conspiracy, Par2

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Help Wanted

December 17, 2006

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Rock hard

December 15, 2006

I’ve measured it, buffed it, hammered it and put epoxy on it. It’s rock hard and everyone uses it - it’s cement. All that cement knowledge has finally paid off. I’ve spent many summers surveying concrete foundations, and now I’m a cement economist. Nice coincidence. I’m learning tons of stuff about the North American cement and ready-mix concrete industry, and while your average person doesn’t find it interesting, I think it’s awesome.

To show you how much I know, I commented on the Portland Cement Association’s recent opinion poll on a study done by some dudes who conclude the pyramids of Egypt were not built out of limestone, but a pourable concrete-like limestone slurry.

From the PCA:

Egyptians Lacked Concrete Know-How
A Drexel University study concludes that the Great Pyramids of Egypt are made of cast concrete blocks rather than cut limestone. What do you think?
Responses (percent)

* Concrete blocks 31 (36.90%)
* Limestone 53 (63.10%)

Notable comments:

“May have lacked the technology to pyroprocess the limestone into cement.”

“Impossible since the limestone of a nearby quarry in the Tourha area in Cairo under microscope is the same as the pyramid’s stone.”

“Other scientists have found human hair within these cast stones in South America. Go do your research. Tests involving moving stones with ropes and tree trunks continue to prove existing theories wrong. This is a case where science is trying to prove the world is flat.”

“They would have had to use steel forms to get the joints between the blocks as tight as they are. Where are the forms?”

Yeah. That last comment ‘of note’ was mine.

Grandinite: Like cement, only way smarter.

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Hippies

December 12, 2006

lolz

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Google, Microsoft Insiders Unload Record Amounts of Stock

December 11, 2006

Basic economics: when real estate doesn’t look so hot, put yer cash in equities.

There’s a nice little housing slowdown happening in the US, and the speculators have exited the market. They’re probably throwing that cash into the stock market, driving it to all-time highs.

Meanwhile, those at the top are selling like mad, waiting for the next bubble to burst.

Then, just repurchase the shares back at a lower price.

Dang, it’s almost too simple.

http://www.bloomberg.com

Dec. 6 (Bloomberg) — Stock sales by America’s corporate chieftains exceeded purchases last month by the widest margin since 1987, suggesting they don’t share the confidence of investors who sent the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index to a six-year high.

Executives including Microsoft Corp.’s Bill Gates, Google Inc.’s Eric Schmidt and Kohl’s Corp.’s William Kellogg in aggregate sold $63.18 of shares for every $1 they bought in November, an analysis by Bloomberg of data from the Washington Service showed. That’s the highest since at least January 1987.

“They’re pretty savvy market guys,” said Wayne Wilbanks, who oversees about $1.2 billion as chief investment officer at Wilbanks, Smith & Thomas Asset Management LLC in Norfolk, Virginia. “They see things are slowing down, and they’re like, `Man, I’m taking some money off the table.”

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Under The Mistletoe

December 11, 2006

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And the Oscar goes to . . .

December 10, 2006

George Bush Sr., for his stealth use of Refresh Tears in a speech.

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WTF: TOP-LEVEL INSIDERS SELLING THEIR STOCK

December 10, 2006

This caught my eye.

http://www.nypost.com

December 7, 2006 — America’s corporate chiefs are unloading their own stocks at one of the boldest paces in 20 years.

In cases of the very rich, such as Microsoft’s Bill Gates and Google’s top brass, the executives are selling a whopping $63 for each $1 of stock they bought, says a report by Bloomberg.

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