Mongooses. Er, Mongeese. WTF.

by Aaron on January 15, 2007 · 5 comments

Funny coincidence. Ivan decides to email me about Mongoose Ale, which he blogged here.

Little did the old codger know, the mongoose is my favorite animal.

I’m taking a year off drinking alcohol, a little project I started up last August 1st. However, maybe I should make a trip to Ontario next August to try me some Mongoose ale.

One of my favorite beers of all time, though, has to be Granville Island Maple Cream Ale. It doesn’t get more Canadian than that.

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islandgrovepress 01.15.07 at 3:57 am

Mongoose definitely not a designer beer.
It just gets you there faster than a roadrunner can honk Beep-Beep.
And you sure as hell feel like the Coyote in the morning.
But we’d sure like to see you in August.
Maybe you could bring a pack of that good stuff.
Cheers,

Ivan

DoubtingThomas 01.15.07 at 7:03 pm

Mongoose, eh? Sounds mighty close to Mandrake. And what did Group Captain Mandrake say to General Jack D. Ripper?
And I quote:

Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I’m what you might call a water man, Jack - that’s what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there’s nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

A water man! Didja hear that? What does this Mongoose juice do to one’s bodily fluids? Ivan?

islandgrovepress 01.16.07 at 12:19 am

Ever see a Commie drink water, Mandrake?
Commies hate water!

Segue to: Captain Queeg, in THE CAINE MUTINY
It was the strawberries. That’s where I knew I had them.
With geometric logic, I deduced who stole the strawberries (rolls two steel ballbearings between palm and thumb).
They think I’m a frustrated masturbator. I’ll show them. I will display my crystal-clear intelligence…

DoubtingThomas 01.16.07 at 6:22 pm

A segue isn’t allowed on the sidewalk. Wonder why?

islandgrovepress 01.19.07 at 12:16 am

Doubting Thomas:
WTF?

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