Best read of the day.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk
Sphere: Related ContentSome say that sexual intimacy is acceptable if the lights are dimmed, others advocate burning soy-wax candles in the eco boudoir. Others insist - to the chagrin of lovers in the Arctic - that intimacy occur during daylight, or otherwise in the pitch black of night. Many approve of solar-powered sex gadgets, yet sex-toy company LoveHoney admits sales haven’t exactly gone through the roof and are now offering two for the price of one, which some consider unsustainable.
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islandgrovepress 06.13.07 at 7:15 pm
Lord, I thought this stuff was all over in the sexy Seventies and the Gay Nineties.
Apparently it just keeps going around.
Frustrated by a girlfriend who would do anyhing but snog, I went to a friend who was involved in some baroque scenes.
The friend brought a woman over, we lit candles and smoked stuff.
Presently the woman complained of being “hot” and began taking her clothes off.
She urged my friend and me to do the same.
We did. Down to our shorts…I notieced my friend had horsies on his shorts and he was fatter than a McDonalds habitue.
I wondered what I was doing there.
“We are setting up a parallel situation to the situation you were in with your girlfriend–you didn’t know there was another guy playing, and that’s why she was so difficult with you.”
So we almost settled down to a threesome, the lady grabbed me somewhere and said, “What’s this?
“Gee, you only got a little one.”
“It’s because I’m nervous in a situation like this,” Id said.
I noticed my corpulent friend was looking more at my bare ass than hers.
Hell with this party, I’d said.
I put on my pants and went home.
I don’t think anybody got laid that night.
Story of my life!
Ivan