Study Shows Reading Grandinite.com Makes People Even More Awesome

(GNN - Grandin News Network) If a groundbreaking study compiled this week is any indicator, you could be more awesome for having read this blog post. Grandinite.com is a virtually unknown blog, written by a disenfranchised punk from Edmonton, Alberta, located adjacent to the armpit of Canada, and its author has confirmed that people who read his blog become progressively more awesome with each word they read. The study, entitled” How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Being Awesome” is compiled from data gleaned from reader’s CSIS files, and reveals hidden truths regarding the inner psyches of people who are attracted to the blog.

“Basically, you’re not into letting ‘The Man’ tell you how to read the news. You take everything with a grain of salt, including your grains of salt. Admittedly, this isn’t good, in terms of keeping your sodium down, but you get the picture” the author stated.

Above: The author, in a stock photo, being awesome near a river.

“If my study has revealed anything regarding human nature, it’s the Fundamental Law of Awesomeness: awesome seeks out and finds awesome” stated Aaron, as he flicked a Bic and lit a Player’s cigarette. “I’m not going to reveal my methodology, because my study is too awesome for most people. Just trust me, I’m an economist”.

The study is being hailed as a virtual coup of awesomeness by critics, and should reveal substantial gains for researchers in media, sociology and testicular cancer research.