U.S. To Canada: You’re In The NAU – Just Shut Up And Accept It Already
Uncle Sam:
You’re in the North American Union . . . eh.
Canada:
WTF! No! Screw you!
Uncle Sam:
Just accept it. We could totally invade you by blackmailing your leaders into calling for military assistance, in the event of an emergency.
Canada:
Take your Monroe Doctrine elsewhere.
Uncle Sam:
What about that contract we signed?
Canada:
What contract?
Uncle Sam:
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=327869
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Canada:
What of it?
Uncle Sam:
“Canada and the U.S. have signed an agreement that paves the way for the militaries from either nation to send troops across each other’s borders during an emergency, but some are questioning why the Harper government has kept silent on the deal.
Neither the Canadian government nor the Canadian Forces announced the new agreement, which was signed Feb. 14 in Texas. “
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Uncle Sam:
Here’s the pic:
http://www.northcom.mil/News/2008/021408.html
Canada:
We won’t need your help. We’ve got a great military.
Uncle Sam:
Whatever.
