We’d still be Neanderthals, according to Russian logic.
Sexual harassment okay as it ensures humans breed, Russian judge rules
A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.
Flashback, 1999: Italian judge rules rape impossible in tight jeans. UPHELD in 2008!
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