What you didn’t know about Sarah Palin . . .Could Kill You

From Alchemica:

“The UFO sitings over Area 51 are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Sarah Palin to make Liberal media and other enemies of HAARP think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Sarah Palin and HAARP plan to Round up liberals into Pentecostal mind control rehab internment camps where they will be forced to watch nothing but Benny Hinn videos. If you see UFOs, close your eyes – it’s all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Dennis Kucinich and Bigfoot is being set up to tackle the problem. “

From Darnay:

The Sarah Palin conspiracy
Date revealed: 09/08/2008 – 09:29pm EDT

The dark beginnings of this conspiracy have been carefully culled from sources deep inside The New World Order.

Led by The Trilateral Commission, the Sarah Palin conspiracy is part of an ancient European sect’s dream to make the U.N. the defacto world government.

It’s clear that the Sarah Palin conspiracy is linked to secret paramilitary forces — a link made clear via photographs of certain people appearing together at clandestine meetings.

Evidence of the Sarah Palin conspiracy can be found in the ongoing redeployment of various military personnel around the world.

The people behind the Sarah Palin conspiracy are single-minded in their efforts and have put huge amounts of money and power into achieving their aims. They have great confidence in the ultimate triumph of their agenda because American society today is too self-absorbed to notice the erosion of basic freedoms.

Now you know the truth behind this conspiracy. Be forewarned: This knowledge is dangerous. It threatens the conspirators and, as such, could represent a threat to you.

From cjnetworks (available at archive.org) adapted from PublicEye’s version.

What They Don’t Want You to Know (About Sarah Palin)

In order to understand Sarah Palin you need to realize that everything is controlled by a vast right wing conspiracy made up of hockey moms with help from Pentecostals.

The conspiracy first started during crazy prayer meeting in some basement in Alaska. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including signing of the Alaskan purchase in 1867.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by wearing rimless eyeglasses.

They want to pray for an earthquake in San Francisco and imprison resisters in their North Slope energy gulag using state-of-the-art MK-ultra mind control programming.

In order to prepare for this, we all must get our most annoying celebrities to speak out via Arianna Huffington’s blog. Since the media is controlled by Obama’s secret brownshirts we should get our information from Fox News.

Don’t mind me – just playing with some fun stuff on the web.